President promises

Hi guys!!!!!
As you now from 4 years in Armenia will be elections for choosing right president. I will be in elections and today I will give you some promises, which I will change in our country.
So here we go :)
1. If you choose me, your salary will grow with 50%.
2. If you choose me, I will "destroy" graft.
3. If you choose me, I will allow to smoke only where there is no person.
4. I will let businesses to grow if you vote for me.
5. I will allow Google, Microsoft and Apple to have their official shops in Armenia.
6.If you vote for me, the country will become better and better.
7. And also our IT workers will have their own startups.
8. I will make an eastern Silicon Valley in our country.
9.Our country will be at the top of industrial countries.
10 And finally, Armenia will get electricity from SUN:)